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i pee in the shower because:

1. as a girl it’s the only time i can experience the man-joy of standing up to pee

2. it means that I don’t need to use abrasive toilet paper on my fajita

3. i care about the environment. one less flush for (wo)man, one less flush for (wo)mankind

4. george costanza does it

5. no one is watching

i know that my actions in the shower are a dirty, dirty faux pas but i don’t care. i can’t help than to pee in the shower.


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